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Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!



“Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven” Meri Har Ek Ada Mein Chhupi Thi Meri Tamanna, Tum ne Mehsoos Na Ki Ye Aur Baat Hai, Maine Har Dam Tere Hi Khwab Dekhe, Mujhe Tabeer Na Mili Ye Aur Baat Hai, Maine Jab Bhi Tujh se Baat Karna Chahi, Mujhe Alfaz Na Mile Ye Aur Baat Hai, Main Meri Tamanna Ke Samundar Mein Door Tak Nikli, Mujhe Saahil Na Mila Ye Aur Baat Hai, Qudrat Ne Likha Tha Tujhko Meri Tamanna Mein, Teri Qismat Mein Main Na Thi Ye Aur Baat Hai…




Hindi Jokes and SMS for You.!

Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kiya karte ho? Sardar: AC k pass ja k beth jata hoon Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do. Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola woh kya hai bata. Beta: Suraj Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga? Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay Wife : thx g Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay Wife : thx g Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay Wife : thx g Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi Har phool khubsurat nahi hota, har pathhar hira nahi hota, dost dosti dekh ker karna, har dost humsa nahi hota. Aajnabee dost jub banati haidosti, Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti, Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti, Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti.. Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti, Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti Apke chehre per muskurahat saje aise pholon per shabnam chamakti hai jaise sapne poore hon aap ke saare dua hai meri yeh lafz aap ki zindgi ko nikhare Bin Dekhe Teri Tasvir Bana Sakte Hain Bina Mile Tera Haal Bata Sakte Hain Hamari Dosti me Itna Dam Hai Ke Tere Aansu Apni Aankhon se Gira Sakte Hain HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE TADAPTA HAI HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE ROTA HAI AYE DOST DOSTI KA KHAYAL RAKHNA KYUN KI SABSE ZYADA PYAR DOSTI MEIN HOTA HAI Dost wohi hai jo aapko aapna maan sake aapke har gum ko bin kahe jaan sake aap chal rahe ho tez baarish me phir bhi pani me aapke aansoo pehchaan sake Hum apni Dosti ko yaado me sajayenge Door rehkar bhi band ankho me nazar ayenge Hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jaayenge Jab yaad karoge tab chale aayenge mehak dosti ki kisi ibadat se kam nahi hogi sirf ishq par ye duniya khatm nahi hogi agar mil jaye hum aur aap to ye duniya kisi jannat se kam nahi hogi..



I Miss You.!





1 purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam. ..”i miss u”.. TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI…… SOCH TA HOON KI….. SOCH TA HOON KI ……. GHAR KI BIJALI KATWADU AUR TUJE DIWAR PE LATKA DU….. YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN, LADKO KO FASAANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN, YE HASINAYAIN PEE JAATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN. Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar me hoon… Yeh Saturday kab aayega….












Explore the Colorful World of Rakhi in India



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Rakhi SMS






Celebrate this Rakhi with our awesome collection of Rakhi SMS that includes Rakhi SMS Greetings for both bhaiyas and behnas. We have also included some cute and funny Rakhi Text Messages to add an element of fun on this joyous festival.





Rakhi SMS Greetings For Brother









1) Near or far wherever u r,My best wishes r with U,Tum jiyo hazaron saal,May success & joy be yours everyday,Yehi hai meri wish dil se!"Happy Raksha Bandhan"



2) God could not take care for the whole worldso he has given mothers to each family.In the same way mother could not take carefor the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.Thanks for being my brother.




3) Holi is colourful,Deewali is lightful and brightful,



Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL...






Cute and Humorous Rakhi SMS









1) Rasmalaai? Nope! Gulab jaman? Nah! Let me c..How bout jalebi? Hmm... Nope! Damn! Still cant find anything as sweet as U.Happy Raksha Bandhan..



2) Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha, Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha, Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.








Rakhi SMS For Boys You Don't Like









1) Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme... RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai.. Janhit mai jari.



2) You are so cute,darlingand adorable..Can't helpforming arelationship with you...PleaseAccept meAs yourDearest andSweetest BehnaHappy Raksha Bandhan...







Why Rakhi?






Raksha Bandhan or Rakhi is of great significance in Indian cultural ethos. It is a festival signifying the essence of the relationship between a brother and a sister. Like any other Indian festival, Rakhi is the celebration of togetherness and love. Raksha Bandhan means bond of protection . It is the affection, admiration, love, fondness, respect and emotional bonding between a brother and a sister that is the meaning of rakhi festival.



The festival falls on the Shravan Purnima which is a full moon day of shravan month and which comes generally in the month of August. On this day, the sisters tie a 'rakhi' or a 'thread' on their brother's wrist and pray for their well being and brothers in return promise to protect their sister from all kinds of problems and difficulties. There is also the custom of giving a gift by the brother to the sister after tying the rakhi.








Significance Of Rakhi






The kaleidoscope of Indian culture showcases various colorful festivals, fairs and occasions that are celebrated with much joy and fervor. These festivals herald the message of brotherhood and fraternity among all human beings. Among such auspicious occasions the Rakhi festival holds so much importance for the Hindu community in India and abroad. On the festival of Rakhi or Raksha Bandhan, sisters tie a thread on their brother's wrist and in return the brother pledges to protect her when the need arises. This fragile thread of Rakhi, which reflects an unconditional bond of affection between brothers and sisters, is considered more stronger than the iron chains.



Raksha Bandhan assumes all forms of protection, righteousness, friendship, well being and destroyer of all sin. The rakhi tying ritual has become so much a part of the families that come what may brothers and sisters try to reach out to each other on this particular day bringing back the togetherness and emotional bonding of the family. Rakhi Festival not only strengthens the bond of love and affection between brothers and sisters but also brings friends and strangers closer. When a rakhi is tied on the wrists of anyone it acts as a way to connect individuals on a new platform and brings them closer...







WHEN IS RAKHI?




Rakhi or Raksha Bandhan festival is one of the much awaited occasion in India and celebrated on the full-moon day known as the Shravan Poornima (in the month of July-August) according to Hindu calendar. On this very special day brothers and sisters reaffirms the strong bond of affection and care between each other. Here you can check out the calendar showing the dates of Rakhi festival celebration in the last, current and upcoming year. So plan out your Rakhi festivities right here. Celebrate Rakhi festival on 5th August, 2009.







Rakhi Jokes









Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.



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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro.



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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,tum mujhe kuch to commission do!To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..Just kidding as always.Happy Raksha Bandhan.



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Funny Rakhi Jokes







Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,Kuch din baad RAKHI ka tyohar hai. _______________________________________________________



Payal chhankati ayee thi…..Payal chhankati chali gayeeMain sindoor leke khada tha, Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

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Yu To hai hum BrahmchariPer ladki Dikhi to Aankh mariPat gai to Hamari varna......Rakhi ki hai taiyaari



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Savdhan !!!!!Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath meinphool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.Purush heet mein jaaree .....








Rakhi 2009 : will be celebrated on 05th August 2009



Rakhi 2010 : will be celebrated on 24th August 2010





R . A . K . H . I



R : Relationship
A : Affection



K : Knitting together



H : Him (Brother) & Her (Sister)
I : Interminably






Rakhi Songs Sms











^“Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai



Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai



Sari Umar Hame Sang Rehna Hai.”



^“Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe



Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe



Bhaiyaa Goud Mein Uthao Na Aaj Mujhe



Kad Se Hoon Badi Mann Se Chhoti Main



Aaj Bhi Maan Lo Na Zid Meri.”



^“Behna ne bhaai ki kalaai se pyaar baandha hai



pyaar ke do taar se, sansaar baandha hai



resham ki dori se -2



resham ki dori se sansaar baandha hai) -2.”



^“Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda



Mere Anamol Ratan



Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki



Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2.”




















Independence Day








India's Independence Day is celebrated on August 15 to commemorate its independence from British rule and its birth as a sovereign nation on that day in 1947. The day is a national holiday in India. All over the country, flag-hoisting ceremonies are conducted by the local administration in attendance. The main event takes place in New Delhi, where the Prime Minister hoists the National Flag at the Red Fort and delivers a nationally televised speech from its ramparts. In his speech, he highlights the achievements of his government during the past year, raises important issues and gives a call for further development. The Prime Minister also pays his tribute to leaders of the freedom struggle. A colourful pageant showcasing India’s cultural diversity, symbolic depictions of the country’s advances in science and technology, and a joint display of India’s military capabilities by the armed forces are an essential part of the Independence Day celebrations.




Celebrations









15th August is a national holiday in India. Government Offices are lit up. Flag hoisting ceremonies and cultural programs take place in all the state capitals. In the cities around the country the national flag is hoisted by politicians in their respective constituencies. In various private organisations the flag hoisting is carried out by a senior official of that organisation. Schools and colleges around the country organise flag hoisting ceremonies and various cultural events within their premises, where younger children in costume do impersonations of their favourite characters of the Independence era. Families and friends get together for lunch or dinner, or for an outing. Housing colonies, cultural centres, clubs and societies hold entertainment programmes and competitions, usually based on the Independence Day theme. Most national and regional television channels screen old and new film classis with patriotic themes on Independence Day.









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